Look young lady, I know that you care for me
But, baby, I’ve got one little problem with the lovely gifts you give me
Stop buying me cats, Stop buying me cats
You know – I’ve got 65 in my back yard
82 in my closet, 97 million in my bathroom, 84 in the hall!
What do you think I’m gonna do?
I’m gonna go out and get cat food!
I don’t think that I’ve got enough – But you know what?
I think it’s time to vacuum the floor
I think it’s time to kick the bucket
People who reside in vitreous constructions are well advised to refrain from hurling heavy projectiles.
Well I’m very happy to be jumping around.
Uh oh, a bomb
Oh no! An automatic assault weapon!
Ugh! Augh! Uhhhh. You got me. Ugh.. agh… give the vacuum cleaner to the kids. Aggh… uggh..
One day I had a jar of pickles. It didn’t like the way I wore my hat. So I beat it up with a chicken coop. Ice cream (x6) Put the jelly on the shelf! Said put that jelly on the shelf!
Girl you ain’t buyin’ me them cats. You gotta stop buyin me all those nice cats. All them Siamese cats, all them big ugly tomcats, all them street cats, mountain lions, everything!
Ya freak! Yeah you’re a freak! You know why? Because one day I seen you goin down to the drugstore! You know what? The only thing you bought was bubble gum! That’s it! 9 packs! I saw every minute of it!
Well I’ve got to play basketball with the guys, at 8:45.
I just got kicked out of a juice bar, because of their fanblade population.
I think I left the 2x4 near San Andreas Fault in New York City, Kansas.
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Uh, guys, it looks like we’re out of peanut butter.