Wazzup Edith?
What if Bradley Cooper was a cyborg? Would he still iron his hats?
Keep door closed. Do not open this door. Ever. Pretend this door is your electric bill.
I promised myself last week that I would finally quit yelling at my leg.
Dishwasher. Paper towel starring on the brand new TV show “Working At A Noisy Airport.” Fortified with, like, 4 vitamins or something.
Wanna go to Ireland? I have a haircut. Do you? Ironing board. Razor sharp bowling ball. Ice cream social. Ice cream not very social.
I’m surprised you’re not falling face first with that necklace on. So what’s the deal with uh, Drew Carey like, putting his socks over his hands?
Electric hammock. Don’t scare the bumblebees. If you want to, you can enter this contest and win all the house chores you can eat, only $7.99.
The Pepsi can. The Pepsi can’t. Investment banking coconut bears.
Wanna trade eyebrows? I mean just for a day, we can give em back. You know, just to see if anyone notices.
credits
from Insert Good Album Title Here,
released March 17, 2019
Beat - The Passion HiFi
Keyboards, Vocals - M.C. Paperclip
