Don’t eat light bulbs, they’re way too crunchy.
Don’t eat light bulbs, they’re way too crunchy.
Don’t eat light bulbs, they’re way too crunchy.
Don’t eat light bulbs, they’re way too crunchy.
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Don’t eat light bulbs, they’re way too crunchy.
They’re way too crunchy.
Yeah, they’re way too crunchy.
They’re way too crunchy.
Don’t eat light bulbs, come on, don’t eat light bulbs.
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credits
from Insert Good Album Title Here,
released March 17, 2019
Beat - The Passion HiFi
Keyboards, Vocals - M.C. Paperclip
