Whoa there, Ventriloquist Jones! You may think you’re a bag of lint, but you got nothin’ on Sandpaper Roast Beef. I mean, who doesn’t love that groggy feeling you get after a week in Switzerland?
Reptile shaving kit.
Varicose Dr Pepper!
Once upon a time, these elves drove up to the hardware store to get Gatorade. Bro, I’ve already had two grape jelly cheeseburgers.
Night vision? Air burrito?
Drive a cash register.
Furball hearing graphics.
Please put up the traffic cones, it is no longer Labor Day.
The accidental grizzly bear formula, does it smell like blueberries to you? Details at 10. I said details at 10.
If you don’t listen to the capsule, it will listen to whatever is going on at wheat farms.
Have you ever heard of dentistry?
Don’t bake the pencil sharpener.
