Do you smell stickers?
This is a super long story about the plastic food they use as props in the movies.
Senator Norm Porcupine was first elected in 2011. He liked to drive around in his Lamborghini shaped Toyota and whistle every time he saw a Taco Bueno. His favorite metal is aluminum. His most famous vote was the time they tried to make it illegal to put old banana peels in bird cages. We don’t know which way he voted, but it’s great that you can now use a screwdriver handle as a hammer, or, a baseball glove without getting a $200 fine or spending 45 minutes in jail.
If your weekend has ever been wasted because you had to keep moving a box of hair to various rooms in your house, you are so in luck. Just watch the Smurfs for like three hours and then go through a two hour sock sanitizing process and bam you are done.
Now please, if you’re done ironing that globe, you can spend the rest of the night yelling at airplanes.
