I ate way too much this morning. It happens on weekends.
Anyway, Mike Manzi, this song is for you.
Peanut oil, mechanically separated potholes, grass clippings, really soft hand grenades, one toothpick, four security briefings, that dream everyone has about putting crayons into a sewer, 37 gallons of horseradish, a fluffy wig, and a couple of used tires.
It’s penpal season once again! We’re so excited! We’ve glued ten eggs together, and we are so ready for the baseball game.
Did you forget? Mongolia is excellent. One of these days, I’ll be able to write an entire book by only using wooden combs!
Tap tap tap, this is my favorite lampshade.
Boink boink boink, the chef and his lego shoes they’re back out there makin’ the grade.
That goes to show you how many mice have started getting into the whole suede jacket thing. Ya know?
My computer monitor literally has a remote control.
Don’t worry, grandson Pete, one day you will be able to fill up your own garage with canoes.
Unconstitutional dryer sheets!
Dude, I’ve literally never played a piano with a spatula before.
That’s it, I’m done with this song.
credits
from Insert Good Album Title Here,
released March 17, 2019
Beat - The Passion HiFi
Keyboards, Vocals - M.C. Paperclip
